How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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