This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
BRING THE BAGELS
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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