Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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