As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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