Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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