your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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