Just fell off a train. Bad.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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