marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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