Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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