Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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