ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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