u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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