Got a toothbrush?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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