We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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