So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
