I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
