We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
whose parrot is this?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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