You made me cry and you don't even care
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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