ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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