We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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