This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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