just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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