I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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