Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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