Sponge bath it is.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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