This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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