Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
