that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
