You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just blew my weed a kiss
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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