Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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