He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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