We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
