the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
