Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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