Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This couple is walking their pig around campus
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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