I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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