I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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