that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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