And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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