Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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