I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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