i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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