no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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