I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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