That's intense
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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