maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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