On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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