we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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