talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
