are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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