Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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