I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just blew my weed a kiss
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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